Looking for-He's the only man in existence to have 44 rows of teeth and holes bored for more" monologue?

My grandfather used to recite this but I was too young to care at the time. It also began with standing in front of you so I don'tg stand behind you and in this round church so the devil can't corner us and then con tinued on with, "he's the only man to have gone down in the deep dark myserties..." and that's all I can recall.